Saturday, October 08, 2005
By fourth grade, most of them have learned to be at least slightly PC, so a lot of the funniest kids quotes I'm hearing are out of the kindergarten and second grade classes of my roommates.
While climbing on the ropes on the playground, one of the kindergarteners slips. "Oof," he says. "I punched my weiner!"
Helpfully, one of the others pipes up, "You didn't punch your weiner, you fell on your weiner!"
A little girl comes running up to the teacher clutching herself. "I think I have a splinter in my vagina!" she squeals. "Can you check it for me??"
"Nurse! Go to the nurse!"
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While climbing on the ropes on the playground, one of the kindergarteners slips. "Oof," he says. "I punched my weiner!"
Helpfully, one of the others pipes up, "You didn't punch your weiner, you fell on your weiner!"
A little girl comes running up to the teacher clutching herself. "I think I have a splinter in my vagina!" she squeals. "Can you check it for me??"
"Nurse! Go to the nurse!"
