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Friday, April 15, 2005

You WILL NOT believe what we watched tonight. His name is The Regurgitator. This dude swallowed shit like no porn star I've ever seen. Pool ball...and back up. Rubik's cube in...turns it in his stomach, and back out. Swallows butane gas...and for the next half an hour, will randomly light a lighter and create a fire bomb. Swallows a magnet and then a bunch of tacks. Swallows ten coins, and brings them up however people ask...one at a time, all at once, 3 at a time, whatever. Walks around the room taking girls' rings and swallowing them. 11, before he was done. Then he brought them up in the order he wanted. (Yes, I took my rings off and stuck them in my pocket. This makes me a poor sport, but I just couldn't deal.) R. asks for another ring, swallows it. Then he swallows an open lock and a key. Then he brings the ring back up, locked onto the lock. Hands it to the girl, then brings up the key so she can get her ring back. He chugged a bunch of water, then swallowed two fish at once and brought them up one at a time, spitting them back into their fish tanks. For his grand finale, he swallowed a film container, and then the cap, and then a small fish. Then he swallowed a pool ball, brought that up, and behind it, the fish, closed inside the container with the cap firmly attached. Pretty nuts.

How do you figure out you can do that for the first time???

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